Who Paulina Rubio is

Pongo el texto íntegro de uno de mis blogs heterosexuales preferidos, para que situemos la repercusión internacional de Paulina en su justa medida:

I don’t actually know who Paulina Rubio is. I think she’s Mexican. According in INF Daily, she spent the "afternoon swimming and tanning with her husband Nicolas Vallejo Najera in Ibiza (Spain) today". If I were working in a swimsuit store near this and her husband came in, I would fake a Spanish accent and point to Paulina and say, "is this for that dirty beech?" And he would be all like, "what did you say". And I would say, "our beaches are so dirty; people leave bottles and wrappers all over." And he would say, "oh." And I would point to his wife again and say, "still, I wouldn't mind getting on that dirty beech right now." And it would never get old.